This funny nurse shirt is perfect for any nurse that loves to joke around. A great gift for a Nurse, Nurse gifts, Nurse Halloween T-Shirts, Funny Nurse Halloween Shirt, Nurse apparel, or funny nurse shirt for those who love to laugh and joke around.
Perfect for any nurse, phlebotomist or paramedic, this funny t-shirt lets everyone know you will stab, for shots and blood draws of course! It features a bright pink syringe and simply reads ‘I will stab you”. Makes a great gift for the nurse that’s made a difference in your life.
Funny Nurse Shirt – I Will Stab You. Funny Nurse Tee. Nurse Gift for Nurse. Funny Nurse T-Shirt is perfect gift for nurse, nurses and nursing staff at the hospital to wear while on duty. Great for any hospital, doctor or nurse office. This shirt is an excellent way to support what you are passionate about! A perfect gift for your grandmother who works at the hospital, dad who is a doctor and mother who works at a local medical clinic or hospital.
Nurse Life Tee is the best way to show you care. The Nurse Life Shirt makes a perfect gift for nurses. Wear this shirt with pride as you help others in their health and well-being.
Our product(s) are made when ordered. Due to the time variability of on-demand manufacturing, we offer 2 options for how quickly you want to receive your order. You can select from the following choices in checkout.
Production and Standard Delivery times
Please keep in mind that your package’s Estimated Arrival = Production time + Shipping time.Production and Shipping time varies depending on what types of items you purchase and the delivery location. Kindly note that this is the estimated time frame only.
Standard Shipping ($5.95+)
Orders using this option generally arrive 4-8 days (U.S. and EU orders) and it takes 2 weeks for International orders after being manufactured and shipped. (See notes below)
Manufacturing times for this option vary more around busier times of the year or during extreme circumstances such as covid-19 shutdowns.
International & EU Orders*: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and our apologies for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
Shipping and expedited manufacturing ($14.95+) (U.S. Only)
Orders using this option jump to the front of the manufacturing queue which can generally save a couple days (or more during busier times of the year).
It's highly recommended to use this option if you are ordering for a specific event or holiday.
Orders using this option generally arrive 2-3 days after being manufactured and shipped. (U.S. only)
Orders using expedited manufacturing will be printed when the next batch of orders are processed which can vary depending on seasonality and other factors.
Please Note:
We do not guarantee shipping or arrival dates.
Manufacturing during the majority of the year takes between 3-5 business days (Mon-Fri) however can take more than a week during the heaviest shopping times of the year. Extreme circumstances such as covid-19 may delay order manufacturing and/or shipping by an additional week or more.
All manufacturing and shipping times mentioned are just estimates and will vary.
Some of our popular designs may be pre-printed and may ship out faster than less commonly ordered designs/style/color combinations.
Don’t hesitate to email us if you have any questions regarding your shipment! Email us: [email protected]